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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Comments

[flexer]

So it's not for your swimming?

Color me surprised.

[gnasher]

i don't need to defend my aggressive style in the water or out of it.

[flexer]

You will in court for my broken jaw.

[gnasher]

you wouldn't be able to tell anyone what happened, dummy.

[flexer]

I'm screening this for future reference.

[gnasher]

i am willing to bet 5 dollars you have no idea how to take a screencap.

[flexer]

I'm 32 weeks older than you not 32 years.

[gnasher]

weird... i don't see a screencap...

[flexer]

[ Here. ]

[gnasher]

that's a SNAPCHAT so o bviously you're just proving my point/

[he mad]

[flexer]

[ Here's a screencap of them forwarding the same thing to each other fifteen times. ]

[gnasher]

[OH WHO CARES ABOUT THAT NOW]

delete that other picture

[flexer]

That's a negative.

[gnasher]

it was allergies, i told you

[flexer]

I can tell the difference between your allergies and you crying by now.

[gnasher]

what, do you collect my snot or something? creep

[flexer]

I'm not obsessed with you.
I can go thirty minutes without texting unlike someone I know.

[gnasher]

if i didn't text you, you'd forget how language works. you'd speak in a series of non-sequitur restaurant orders and baseball facts.

[flexer]

You're texting me right now and all I can think about is the fitnessgram pacer test.

[gnasher]

never again.

[flexer]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[gnasher]

blocked

[flexer]

Have fun having zero friends.

[gnasher]

i have friends!

[flexer]

Chiyo doesn't count.