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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[flexer]

You keep bringing it up so sometimes I think about it.

[gnasher]

yeah, that was the plan!

[flexer]

Then it worked.

[gnasher]

obviously. i'm a lot smarter than you.

[flexer]

It's mainly because I got tired of hearing you ask me but if that helps you sleep at night.

[gnasher]

pretty sure my roommate conducts seances when i'm not home, so i need all the help i can get.

[flexer]

I'm not moving in if there's some ghost in your place.

[gnasher]

don't tell me you believe that stuff...

[flexer]

Blame my dad.

[gnasher]

at some point a man has to take responsibility for peeing the bed over ghosties.

[flexer]

You know I never wet the bed because if I did my dad would tell you.

[gnasher]

that's true. he did tell me about your nite lite.

[flexer]

My mom gave that to me of course I'm gonna use it.

[gnasher]

he also told me how long you used it.

[flexer]

Okay well at least it helped me not trip over anything when I was trying to get to the bathroom.
Haha.

[gnasher]

you can bring it when you move in.

[flexer]

Thanks I'll need it.
This isn't me trying to be funny, either.

[ or is it ]

[gnasher]

you've never been funny in your life, obviously it's not.

i draw the line at any stuffed animals, though.

[flexer]

But yours are fine?

What happened to the shark I bought you during our aquarium trip in elementary?? I spent my bus money on that you ass.

[gnasher]

i don't kno/w what you're talking about

[it's obviously sitting on his dresser next to a cute picture of his sister and mom shut the fuck up?????????]

i never liked stuffed animals

[flexer]

So you don't have it?

[gnasher]

this is a trick and i know its a trick

[flexer]

I wanna know if you have it or not.
So I can decide whether or not I'm gonna ignore you for a week.

[gnasher]

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[a picture of this little guy wedged between aforementioned photo and his alarm clock]

[flexer]

You kept it.

[ He actually feels relieved. ]

:)