— INBOX

[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

Comments

[gnasher]

i have friends!

[flexer]

Chiyo doesn't count.

[gnasher]

a guy in my robotics class shared his notes with me. we exchanged deep secrets.

[accidentally, thx retrospec]

[flexer]

How deep?

[gnasher]

[fuck]

that's not important.

[flexer]

So do I have to wait a week before you tell me or when you cry again?

[gnasher]

shut up! it was a weird retrospec thing.

[flexer]

That's not answering my question.

[gnasher]

the answer is embarrassing. you're just jealous, aren't you?

[flexer]

Yeah.

[gnasher]

[...]

my retrospec app glitched with the rest of the city and announced to the whole class how i asked my middle school swim coach in australia about boners because i thought it was a swimming problem/

[flexer]

Oh.

[flexer]

I don't know you.

[gnasher]

GOOD THINGG I HAVE ALL THESE OTHER FRIENDS

[flexer]

Too bad they'll never be like me.

[gnasher]

suffering from erectile dysfunction?

[flexer]

[ More like suffering from depression but that's fine. ]

Anyway.

You said tomorrow's your rest day, are we gonna hang out?

[gnasher]

you can't just say "anyway" and finish a conversation!!/

[flexer]

But I just did.

[gnasher]

i hope retrospec posts pictures all over of you picking your nose on first base

[flexer]

Do you think they have pics of when I nearly choked on sunflower seeds at second?

[gnasher]

i know you almost died, but i still laugh about that sometimes.

[flexer]

Could you imagine going to my funeral like
"How did he die?"
"Choking on sunflower seeds."

[gnasher]

too embarrassing. i'd get them to reprint your obit. "died heroically saving orphans from a burning Cinnabon," or something.

[flexer]

So heroic, wow. Don't forget to have my dad pick out a really charismatic picture of me.