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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[flexer]

I don't know you.

[gnasher]

GOOD THINGG I HAVE ALL THESE OTHER FRIENDS

[flexer]

Too bad they'll never be like me.

[gnasher]

suffering from erectile dysfunction?

[flexer]

[ More like suffering from depression but that's fine. ]

Anyway.

You said tomorrow's your rest day, are we gonna hang out?

[gnasher]

you can't just say "anyway" and finish a conversation!!/

[flexer]

But I just did.

[gnasher]

i hope retrospec posts pictures all over of you picking your nose on first base

[flexer]

Do you think they have pics of when I nearly choked on sunflower seeds at second?

[gnasher]

i know you almost died, but i still laugh about that sometimes.

[flexer]

Could you imagine going to my funeral like
"How did he die?"
"Choking on sunflower seeds."

[gnasher]

too embarrassing. i'd get them to reprint your obit. "died heroically saving orphans from a burning Cinnabon," or something.

[flexer]

So heroic, wow. Don't forget to have my dad pick out a really charismatic picture of me.

[gnasher]

[Rin's response is a photo of an old snapchat of Sousuke, where he's making an extremely impressive upside-down double chin with the caption "defeated by buffet RIP 2017"]

[flexer]

Perfect.
And I promise when I die I'll finally release every pic I have of you.

[gnasher]

good, since i'm sure they're all amazing.

[flexer]

I mean if you're dating someone by then you'd definitely be single after but if that's your definition of amazing. Sure.

[gnasher]

i'm very photogenic and i'm working on a pre-Olympic body. you're bluffing.

[bitch knows his angles...]

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[gnasher]

SOTP TAKING PICTURES OF ME CRYINGG/ whAT IS YOUR PROBLLEM

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this is just an excuse for me to use these and for rin to suffer. ]

[gnasher]

it'S more messed up that you didn't cry! that dog was sonmebdoy's pet!!!/

[flexer]

I wasn't crying because I was too busy making sure you didn't hurt it.

[gnasher]

he was fine! he just gave me a dirty look...

[flexer]

I know he was fine.

YOU kept mentioning it for days after.