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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Comments

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

I don't want your gross chlorine hands all over my nachos.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

i shower! quit being a nacho hog!

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

If you get anywhere near them I'm double dipping.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

DISGUSTING

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

i'll just take some before you get a chance to ruin them with your dog spit and germs.

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

GET.
YOUR.
OWN.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO SHARE WE'RE NOT TEN ANYMORE.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

1 - my diet
2 - friendship
3 - it's funny when you get all mad about it

just imagine ssk yelling at siri in that last tag

[flexer]

I'm not mad.

i did

[gnasher]

sooo mad

[flexer]

Just barely.

[gnasher]

i'll just barely take a few nachos.

[flexer]

I hope your ass gets stuck in the chair.

[gnasher]

i'm not the glutton with a whole box here.

[flexer]

I mean because some bratty kid left their candy in your seat and now your jeans are ruined.

[gnasher]

i'm gonna check my seat. and watch you like a hawk.

[flexer]

Watch me double dip furiously.

[gnasher]

watch me barf in your nacho box!!!

[flexer]

Makoto would be disgusted along with me.

[gnasher]

maybe i'll eat his nachos.

[flexer]

THEN EAT HIS QUESTION MARK.

[gnasher]

you're using talk to text, aren't you?

i wouldn't want you to get jealous.

[flexer]

MAYBE I AM QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK.
MAYBE I'M NOT EXCLAMATION POINT.
I COULD BE DOING THIS ALL ON PURPOSE. I'M FOOLING YOU.

Honestly I hope I choke on a chip so I can finally stop associating myself with you.

[gnasher]

that's a waste of a chip i could be eating.

and i was a swim team captain, i know cpr and the Heimlich. you're not going anywhere.

[gnasher]

[sent in its entirety a few minutes later]

forget the nachos you need to be prepared to defend our time cop title

[flexer]

I'll demolish him.