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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Comments

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

Okay but I doubt they'd be any worse than the one you have now.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

which is again your fault.

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

Here's my list of excuses:

1.) My place is closer to the restaurant
2.) You suck

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

you literally used the word "excuses."

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

They're reasonable.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

they're excuses. it's just a matter of time!

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

We'll see.

Give me like thhhhhhhhhirteen more years.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

why thirteen? because i'll be rich by then?

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

Nah it just sounded like a nice number.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

it's unlucky. maybe you should just move in next week and avoid the bad luck.

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

That's a lot of work in one week.
Are you gonna be able to kick your roommate out by then.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

who said that was happening? is this you being afraid of ghosts again?

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

So I'm going to be living with a ghost whisperer if I room with you?

Re: 5/1 /2

[gnasher]

maybe he'll crawl back into a tv one day. i don't know. does lovett actually bother you?

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

if he did and you wanted to move in together, i'd find a new place with you. i don't care where i'm living.

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

So we can live in a shack?
Sweet the rent is free.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

so is the rent in a dumpster. i'll be in the building next to it, though, with all that indoor plumbing, thanks.

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

God you're just such high maintenance how are you supposed to get a man if you have these sort of expectations???
Anyway you don't use the plumbing all that much, apparently, so we'll be good.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

i got you,
didn't i? and don't put your gross hygiene on me, you shit.