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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

do i ever lie about swimming?

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

You're not tricking me into getting close to a pool I know you.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

i'm just saying, a sporty independent girl with a full ponytail is more likely to be on my turf than stuffing her face with bouillabaise (sp?)

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

Then you can help me meet her.
Outside the pool.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

you're gonna have to show a little interest in your future soulmate's sport of choice.

[the irony cuts deep here]

Re: 5/1

[flexer]

I still don't believe you and honestly it's fine if I miss out.
I don't wanna embarrass myself because you pushed me in the pool.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

i wouldn't embarrass you in front of a cute Jupiter.

Re: 5/1

[gnasher]

[oops it's still also ja boi rin]

you're already an embarrassment to yourself not knowing how to swim at your age.

punch me

[flexer]

Promise?

[ And he's going to send a picture of his hand with every finger curled except his little finger. You fucking know these two pinky swore on things as kids it's not gonna stop now. ]

pulls the trigger piglet

[gnasher]

you're so embarrassing...

[but he gets the same stupid fucking picture back. so stupid!!!!!! angrily deletes the pic the second he sends it. sousuke yamazaki is a jackass]

Re: punch me

[gnasher]

you're impossible to embarrass anyway, i don't know what you're worried about.

[flexer]

I get embarrassed easily.

[gnasher]

i'm gonna punch you.

[flexer]

I'm embarrassed right now.

[gnasher]

i'm embarrassed we're friends.

[flexer]

As you should be.

[gnasher]

i go to the girls' practices sometimes.

[flexer]

Okay?

[gnasher]

and you should come, stupid!

[flexer]

Won't it be a little weird for me to come and try to hit on someone?
Just typing that feels weird.

[gnasher]

you'd be coming to hang out with me, since i watch practices a lot anyway.

i'd think it was pretty romantic if some hot guy came to watch me swim during practice.

[flexer]

That's because you love attention.

[gnasher]

[not denying]

are you telling me you wouldn't like that?

[flexer]

I wouldn't really care.
And it's not like I'd be able to pay attention to someone coming to check me out?

[gnasher]

you're crazy. you'd just feel it! you know, like somebody's eyes across a crowded room...