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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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punch me

[flexer]

Promise?

[ And he's going to send a picture of his hand with every finger curled except his little finger. You fucking know these two pinky swore on things as kids it's not gonna stop now. ]

pulls the trigger piglet

[gnasher]

you're so embarrassing...

[but he gets the same stupid fucking picture back. so stupid!!!!!! angrily deletes the pic the second he sends it. sousuke yamazaki is a jackass]

Re: punch me

[gnasher]

you're impossible to embarrass anyway, i don't know what you're worried about.

[flexer]

I get embarrassed easily.

[gnasher]

i'm gonna punch you.

[flexer]

I'm embarrassed right now.

[gnasher]

i'm embarrassed we're friends.

[flexer]

As you should be.

[gnasher]

i go to the girls' practices sometimes.

[flexer]

Okay?

[gnasher]

and you should come, stupid!

[flexer]

Won't it be a little weird for me to come and try to hit on someone?
Just typing that feels weird.

[gnasher]

you'd be coming to hang out with me, since i watch practices a lot anyway.

i'd think it was pretty romantic if some hot guy came to watch me swim during practice.

[flexer]

That's because you love attention.

[gnasher]

[not denying]

are you telling me you wouldn't like that?

[flexer]

I wouldn't really care.
And it's not like I'd be able to pay attention to someone coming to check me out?

[gnasher]

you're crazy. you'd just feel it! you know, like somebody's eyes across a crowded room...

[flexer]

I have never felt that.

[gnasher]

seriously? for a guy who played a sport all about trading looks with an umpire, your perception sucks.

[flexer]

That's not what baseball's all about but okay.

And I payed attention to anyone involved in the game, everyone outside of that was on mute when the ball was in play.
But I knew you were there because you scream loud enough to put anyone on the speakers to shame.

[gnasher]

that was the point, idiot. quit getting off-topic! keep your eyes on jupiter!

[flexer]

Can't we go back to being off-topic?

[gnasher]

little sousuke-kun, are you a late bloomer...

[flexer]

If it means you not getting all bratty because I didn't say anything? Sure.

[gnasher]

thursday at 4, meet me in the east campus quad.