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Sorry I don't smell like Axe bathed in chlorine.

take that back. you know i don't wear axe.

But you do.

i could sue you for libel.

But then you'd have zero friends??

Plus sue me for what? My lunch money?

i have friends!

[makoto, and his sister, and one guy on his team, maybe???? fuck,fg]

the money isn't the point. it's sticking it to you.

That won't change the fact that you wear Axe.

are you upset because you don't understand what deodorant is for? does it threaten you?
like a Frankenstein's monster/fire situation?

You know my history with deodorant and how I nearly died in the 4th grade by some kid spraying it in my face.

I don't life life on the edge like the kids of this millennial... you know with their health care and whatever.

[ Why does Rin support him with his obvious bullshitting ]

so out of touch

fw: move out of your house already, you shut-in

Only if you carry me.

i could. my biceps and delts can take the strain of one lazy jackass, no problem.

I'm waiting.

so am i! my roommate is creepy as hell! i'd prefer the creep i know...

Just be honest and say that you want someone to cook you dinner and wash your clothes.

not to mention foot massages.

I am not touching your feet.

my feet are literally chemically clean. unlike like a greasy frycook's...

quit changing the subject to being my doting wife! i want a roommate, a roommate!

I'll marry you win we're single and 60, don't worry.

Are you being serious?

don't paint such a bleak future for me... you're a last resort, got it?

why the hell would i be joking?

I only mentioned it because I expect it to be a last resort.

You're a clown.
I'll put it into consideration. It'd be nice to live without my dad but we still got the new girl.

how's that going?

My mom left when I was young and my dad hasn't seen anyone else, so it's different living with a girl.

She's a little weird but nothing to really complain about.

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