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sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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5/14

[gnasher]

you should get a booth at the spring festival.

[flexer]

Are you going to be doing something there?
I'll see what my dad says but I'm sure he'll be for it.

[gnasher]

i'm just participating in the service auction.

it'd be good exposure for the restaurant, right? plus the festival's in support of the zoo, so i figured you'd be interested in preserving your home.

[you big fucking gorilla]

[flexer]

You know for five seconds I really thought we'd go a conversation without you pulling jokes.

[gnasher]

what would be the point of that?

do kebabs.

[flexer]

I'm reading that as "do whatever you want Sousuke I'll eat it anyway".

[gnasher]

you need something with festival flair! making some fancy french dish doesn't work if you're walking around.

[flexer]

Name one french food that isn't fancy.
I'll do it.

[gnasher]

street crepes!

[flexer]

Are you sure these aren't just things you wanna eat?

I'm kidding.

[gnasher]

thanks for explaining that.

they're too sweet for me. but they'd be a real crowd pleaser, i'm telling you.

[flexer]

Okay but will that actually stop you from eating one.

[gnasher]

quality control. you're welcome.

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Kisses my fingers like an Italian.

[gnasher]

it's "kiss the ring," you're the one who grew up here in the west!

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It's.
A joke.

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I swear you're like 50.

[gnasher]

who's 50? you're the one dressing like a salary man every day since freshman year.

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I wish I looked that professional.

[gnasher]

i wish you looked elsewhere for your social interaction.

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I'm social.

[gnasher]

ly dysfunctional

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I'm so glad that we finish each other's

[gnasher]

relays.

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I can't