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sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Comments

[gnasher]

you're crazy. you'd just feel it! you know, like somebody's eyes across a crowded room...

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I have never felt that.

[gnasher]

seriously? for a guy who played a sport all about trading looks with an umpire, your perception sucks.

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That's not what baseball's all about but okay.

And I payed attention to anyone involved in the game, everyone outside of that was on mute when the ball was in play.
But I knew you were there because you scream loud enough to put anyone on the speakers to shame.

[gnasher]

that was the point, idiot. quit getting off-topic! keep your eyes on jupiter!

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Can't we go back to being off-topic?

[gnasher]

little sousuke-kun, are you a late bloomer...

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If it means you not getting all bratty because I didn't say anything? Sure.

[gnasher]

thursday at 4, meet me in the east campus quad.

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Okay.

[gnasher]

and look presentable.

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Nah I'm gonna swing by in my birthday suit.

[gnasher]

it's cute how you think swimmer girls would care.

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You think they'll agree that my birthmark is cute??

[gnasher]

shut up. it doesn't look like a miyazaki soot sprite. you're embarrassing.

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Thanks I'm gonna go watch Spirited Away again.

[gnasher]

you're too into kid's movies...

[cries every time]

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This movie is an artistic masterpiece? These are just the facts.

[gnasher]

if i say anything you're gonna tell on me to chiyo.

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I mean if you say anything you'd be wrong.

[gnasher]

bye

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Au revoir.