All I told him is that you're looking for someone funny, caring, and doesn't mind that you smell like chlorine. Anyone could have figured that out so it's not anything news worthy.
[ A short pause, if Rin's yelling he'll probably completely miss this: ]
Yeah. Probably because he'd try asking and you'd always want me to tag along. [ It's actually for a different reason BUT YOU WON'T CATCH SOUSUKE SAYING SHIT. ]
Which isn't a bad thing, but you really gotta learn how to read between the lines. And stop making him sound like some celebrity he's just a regular guy.
[ He's calling you out on your shit!! But not too hard, the word is subtle and barely above a whisper, but there's no doubt Rin's keen hearing will hear him. ]
There is no way in hell I'm making a online dating profile. Could you imagine what it'd look like?
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Makoto, not the bus boy.
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[ A short pause, if Rin's yelling he'll probably completely miss this: ]
You know he was nervous about asking you out?
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[you caught him on a breath]
[he still thinks you SHOULD HAVE SNITCHED like a tru bro???]
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Yeah. Probably because he'd try asking and you'd always want me to tag along. [ It's actually for a different reason BUT YOU WON'T CATCH SOUSUKE SAYING SHIT. ]
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[ He's gonna take him off speaker now. ]
I swear you stress out more than anyone else I know.
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[living that High Speed lifestyle]
I didn't stress out in front of him. I saved all the crazy to dump on you.
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[this is rin's version of locker room bragging I guess]
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This blossoming romance is honestly so inspirational. [ He fucks a sniffle. ] I could cry.
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-- I think I do. Is it weird that nobody confessed?
[it's just not how he pictured it... is this how cool kids do? is this the "relax and shut up" part?]
Maybe that's something that only happens in dramas.
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[ He shrugs his shoulders. It's definitely part of the "relax and shut up" scenario. ]
... Did you expect it to be like a drama?
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[a thoughtful hum, because that's... never true... of Rin. he typically does his research, and thinks of scenarios well ahead of time]
I kind of figured we'd eventually figure out the pick-up scene wasn't for us and move onto friends-of-friends hook ups. Or dating apps.
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[ He's calling you out on your shit!! But not too hard, the word is subtle and barely above a whisper, but there's no doubt Rin's keen hearing will hear him. ]
There is no way in hell I'm making a online dating profile. Could you imagine what it'd look like?
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"Yamazaki. 18. DTF. The "F" stands for Fry. Don't private message me. Stupid emote stupid emote stupid emote."
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Better question: which selfie of me would you put up? If given the choice I'd have a hard time picking one of the crying cameos I have of you.
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[abrupt, guilty silence]
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