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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Have you looked in a mirror?

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

I never said I could read between the lines!

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

I just started reading the lines, damnit!

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

Damnit!

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

... Are you done?

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

Yes. No. Shut up?

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Anyway you both look alright so stop freaking out.

[ He's gonna take him off speaker now. ]

I swear you stress out more than anyone else I know.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

Shut up!

[living that High Speed lifestyle]

I didn't stress out in front of him. I saved all the crazy to dump on you.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

He, uh, he even held my hand...

[this is rin's version of locker room bragging I guess]

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Oh wow. Next thing you know you'll be looking into each other's eyes conveniently, maybe you'll even laugh at one of his jokes.

This blossoming romance is honestly so inspirational. [ He fucks a sniffle. ] I could cry.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

But it sounds like you like him.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

[IGNORES... YOUR FUCKING SASS???? FUCK YOU]

-- I think I do. Is it weird that nobody confessed?

[it's just not how he pictured it... is this how cool kids do? is this the "relax and shut up" part?]

Maybe that's something that only happens in dramas.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Maybe.

[ He shrugs his shoulders. It's definitely part of the "relax and shut up" scenario. ]

... Did you expect it to be like a drama?

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

I don't know what I expected.

[a thoughtful hum, because that's... never true... of Rin. he typically does his research, and thinks of scenarios well ahead of time]

I kind of figured we'd eventually figure out the pick-up scene wasn't for us and move onto friends-of-friends hook ups. Or dating apps.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Liar.

[ He's calling you out on your shit!! But not too hard, the word is subtle and barely above a whisper, but there's no doubt Rin's keen hearing will hear him. ]

There is no way in hell I'm making a online dating profile. Could you imagine what it'd look like?

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

[adopts a voice that sounds like if Sousuke were gargling rocks]

"Yamazaki. 18. DTF. The "F" stands for Fry. Don't private message me. Stupid emote stupid emote stupid emote."

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

[ He gasps. ] For a second I thought I heard myself talking.

Better question: which selfie of me would you put up? If given the choice I'd have a hard time picking one of the crying cameos I have of you.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

Idiot, I didn't use a crying --

[abrupt, guilty silence]

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

Go on.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

[HANGS UP]

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

[ WHAT THE FUCK....... ]

The next time you try calling me I'm not picking up.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

is that a promise

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

No.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[flexer]

I'll forget that I even said this in like three days.

Re: 5/15 "drop dead"

[gnasher]

["forgets" to reply]