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sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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I want a rematch soon.

You don't understand a girl's heart, so you'll never beat me with Peach. Try Bowser.

I understand a girl's heart more than you do?

That's what Bowser thinks, too.

I'm nothing like Bowser, though.

i've known you since we were kids and i see literally no difference?

The red mane points more towards you.

the scales and green spiky shell is more you, though.

So it's a mix of us.
Our child.
Bowser is our child.

Before you say it: I know I'm not funny.

neither of us are funny, since that one made me laugh.

[heard it in ur kermit voice]

You're such a loser.

Thanks for laughing at my dry jokes, though.

it's the least i could do for some second place racer...