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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

That won't change the fact that you wear Axe.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

are you upset because you don't understand what deodorant is for? does it threaten you?
like a Frankenstein's monster/fire situation?

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

You know my history with deodorant and how I nearly died in the 4th grade by some kid spraying it in my face.

I don't life life on the edge like the kids of this millennial... you know with their health care and whatever.

[ Why does Rin support him with his obvious bullshitting ]

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

so out of touch

fw: move out of your house already, you shut-in

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Only if you carry me.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i could. my biceps and delts can take the strain of one lazy jackass, no problem.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I'm waiting.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

so am i! my roommate is creepy as hell! i'd prefer the creep i know...

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Just be honest and say that you want someone to cook you dinner and wash your clothes.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

not to mention foot massages.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I am not touching your feet.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

my feet are literally chemically clean. unlike like a greasy frycook's...

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

quit changing the subject to being my doting wife! i want a roommate, a roommate!

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I'll marry you win we're single and 60, don't worry.

Are you being serious?

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

don't paint such a bleak future for me... you're a last resort, got it?

why the hell would i be joking?

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I only mentioned it because I expect it to be a last resort.

You're a clown.
I'll put it into consideration. It'd be nice to live without my dad but we still got the new girl.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

how's that going?

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

My mom left when I was young and my dad hasn't seen anyone else, so it's different living with a girl.

She's a little weird but nothing to really complain about.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

no offense, but she must be really weird, if you noticed.

[flexer]

None taken.

She's new to all of this. Her side of the family is pretty strict so this place being so lax isn't really familiar to her.

[gnasher]

is she into sports? she should join a team.

[Rin can relate to not be able to be Lax]

[flexer]

I'll ask. She'd probably like swimming.

[gnasher]

you'r the only freak who doesn't. i can give her some pointers if she wants to join the public hs team.

[flexer]

Sorry that I can't swim and sink like a brick.

We'll see what she says. Maybe she'll join the softball team.

[gnasher]

i'm telling you, nobody "can't" swim, it's about willpower and trusting the water. you suspicious ass.

that wouldn't be so bad either.