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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

Comments

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

possibly. what would you contribute instead?

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

My existence is contribution enough imo

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i'm trying to go pro but that doesn't mean i want a useless trophy wife...

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I cook? I clean? My sense of fashion is and has been better than yours since day one?

I'm personally offended.

[ he's serious... ]

:(

[ ...ly fucking around. ]

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

your sense of fashion, like your last remaining braincell,
died a long time ago. quit wishful thinking.

and you only get a 5/10 on cleaning.

:(

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Those tables are spotless whenever you come to our place and you know it.

And talk to me about fashion when you're done wearing jackets in eighty degree weather.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i'm talking about your personal cleanliness.

my commitment to looking good is hard for plebeians like you to understand.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Sorry I don't smell like Axe bathed in chlorine.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

take that back. you know i don't wear axe.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

But you do.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i could sue you for libel.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

But then you'd have zero friends??

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Plus sue me for what? My lunch money?

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i have friends!

[makoto, and his sister, and one guy on his team, maybe???? fuck,fg]

the money isn't the point. it's sticking it to you.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

That won't change the fact that you wear Axe.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

are you upset because you don't understand what deodorant is for? does it threaten you?
like a Frankenstein's monster/fire situation?

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

You know my history with deodorant and how I nearly died in the 4th grade by some kid spraying it in my face.

I don't life life on the edge like the kids of this millennial... you know with their health care and whatever.

[ Why does Rin support him with his obvious bullshitting ]

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

so out of touch

fw: move out of your house already, you shut-in

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Only if you carry me.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

i could. my biceps and delts can take the strain of one lazy jackass, no problem.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I'm waiting.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

so am i! my roommate is creepy as hell! i'd prefer the creep i know...

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

Just be honest and say that you want someone to cook you dinner and wash your clothes.

Re: whenever late night txt

[gnasher]

not to mention foot massages.

Re: whenever late night txt

[flexer]

I am not touching your feet.