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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[flexer]

Sorry that I can't swim and sink like a brick.

We'll see what she says. Maybe she'll join the softball team.

[gnasher]

i'm telling you, nobody "can't" swim, it's about willpower and trusting the water. you suspicious ass.

that wouldn't be so bad either.

[flexer]

Anyway.





I can't swim.

[gnasher]

can she?

[flexer]

I'll ask.

[gnasher]

let me know.

also, advice: let her have the bathroom first in the mornings.

[flexer]

Listen I know THAT much.

[gnasher]

and don't comment on how much she's eating, ever.

[flexer]

That's common sense???

[gnasher]

not necessarily. i mean, if it's a compliment, you wouldn't think it'd get taken the wrong way.

[flexer]

Can't relate, I just stay quiet at the dinner table.

[gnasher]

right, sounds like you got this...

[flexer]

It's nice to hear that from the Big Brother Extraordinaire.

[gnasher]

don't be a wiseass.

[he's working on it,]

[flexer]

I'm just doing what I do best.

[gnasher]

you should introduce her to chiyo.

[flexer]

Sounds good. They're around the same age.

[gnasher]

she might defect to the creative side...

[flexer]

Oh no I won't have to worry about possible injuries.

[gnasher]

if she has you looking out for her, that wouldn't have happened anyway.

[flexer]

True.

Anyway give me a few months before I can think about moving out.

[gnasher]

uoah, i didn't even bring it up that time. you must be actually considering it.

[flexer]

You keep bringing it up so sometimes I think about it.

[gnasher]

yeah, that was the plan!

[flexer]

Then it worked.