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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[flexer]

Fight me.

[gnasher]

anytime, anywhere, yamazaki.

[flexer]

See you at the park. 6 PM. Be there or be square.

[gnasher]

wear your jogging trainers.

[flexer]

I'm not running.

[gnasher]

why not? can't handle a little race?

[flexer]

Okay fine, kiddo.

[gnasher]

32 weeks. i am 32 weeks younger than you.

[flexer]

I've eaten more rice than you have.

[gnasher]

i've eaten more eggs than you have.

[flexer]

I'm not jealous of this fact.

[gnasher]

i'm not jealous about the stupid bowls of rice! that's an old wive's tale, anyway! protein makes you grow, protein!

[flexer]

How tall are you again?

[gnasher]

tall enough to kick your ass.

[flexer]

You're not 6'.

[gnasher]

i'm the perfect height to headbutt your jaw shut.

[flexer]

Do your scouters know how violent you are?

[gnasher]

of course. that's why they scouted me.

[flexer]

So it's not for your swimming?

Color me surprised.

[gnasher]

i don't need to defend my aggressive style in the water or out of it.

[flexer]

You will in court for my broken jaw.

[gnasher]

you wouldn't be able to tell anyone what happened, dummy.

[flexer]

I'm screening this for future reference.

[gnasher]

i am willing to bet 5 dollars you have no idea how to take a screencap.

[flexer]

I'm 32 weeks older than you not 32 years.