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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[gnasher]

i'm not jealous about the stupid bowls of rice! that's an old wive's tale, anyway! protein makes you grow, protein!

[flexer]

How tall are you again?

[gnasher]

tall enough to kick your ass.

[flexer]

You're not 6'.

[gnasher]

i'm the perfect height to headbutt your jaw shut.

[flexer]

Do your scouters know how violent you are?

[gnasher]

of course. that's why they scouted me.

[flexer]

So it's not for your swimming?

Color me surprised.

[gnasher]

i don't need to defend my aggressive style in the water or out of it.

[flexer]

You will in court for my broken jaw.

[gnasher]

you wouldn't be able to tell anyone what happened, dummy.

[flexer]

I'm screening this for future reference.

[gnasher]

i am willing to bet 5 dollars you have no idea how to take a screencap.

[flexer]

I'm 32 weeks older than you not 32 years.

[gnasher]

weird... i don't see a screencap...

[flexer]

[ Here. ]

[gnasher]

that's a SNAPCHAT so o bviously you're just proving my point/

[he mad]

[flexer]

[ Here's a screencap of them forwarding the same thing to each other fifteen times. ]

[gnasher]

[OH WHO CARES ABOUT THAT NOW]

delete that other picture

[flexer]

That's a negative.

[gnasher]

it was allergies, i told you

[flexer]

I can tell the difference between your allergies and you crying by now.

[gnasher]

what, do you collect my snot or something? creep

[flexer]

I'm not obsessed with you.
I can go thirty minutes without texting unlike someone I know.

[gnasher]

if i didn't text you, you'd forget how language works. you'd speak in a series of non-sequitur restaurant orders and baseball facts.