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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Re: late night

[gnasher]

but i'm scouted and competing and working towards my dream, and you could use some arm candy to lighten up that sour face.

Re: late night

[flexer]

Well you're not wrong.

[ And he'd add that he was proud of all of Rin's accomplishments, pushing forward without several obstacles, but that's a known fact. He gives his phone a little squeeze and smiles almost instantly, which may be the reason why it takes him a second longer to respond: ]

You're so dumb.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

you're the dumbest. there's no way you'd get a date without me as your wingman! say, "thank you, matsuoka-sama!"

Re: late night

[flexer]

We could just date each other.

Re: late night

[flexer]

Anyway I'm pretty sure you'll be the one needing my help.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

LAST RESORT

there's nothing wrong with helping eachother on this. we can boost eachother's skills.

Re: late night

[flexer]

The only one with no skill is you.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

[oh my GOD]

i've got plenty of skill!

Re: late night

[flexer]

You didn't get a flower in 5th grade.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

who cares about what happened in the 5th grade? you peaked early, yamazaki.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

you don't know the first thing about dating either, don't try to come off all suave!

Re: late night

[flexer]

You care about what happened in 5th grade.

And I know how to accept gifts, apparently.
Are you gonna make this into a competition, too?

Re: late night

[gnasher]

we're going on a date.

Re: late night

[flexer]

Competitive dating.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

yes. at the end of the night we can score eachother on our technique and isolate areas that need improvement.

Re: late night

[flexer]

Are you serious?

Re: late night

[gnasher]

you got a better plan, 5th-grade casanova?

Re: late night

[flexer]

[ Bust your shoulder and wait for the singles to come flockin' in. ]

Analyzing our dating experience like it's homework isn't gonna help us.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

fw: you got a better plan, 5th-grade casanova?

Re: late night

[flexer]

Ask Makoto out.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

whhta>? no?? holy shit

Re: late night

[gnasher]

that was an embarrassing hs crush and as my best friend, you should be politely forgetting it happened. like i forgot many, many embarrassing things you did.

Re: late night

[flexer]

Liar.

You have a 18 GB memory and you'll bring up something I did at 2:00 PM October 10th, 2009.

Re: late night

[gnasher]

i usually have a good reason to. like you being wrong about something.

Re: late night

[flexer]

It's because you're 12.