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sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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It's because you're 12.

you're the one bringing up embarrassing old crushes.

Is it really old though?

yes? look, when you spend half of your time together in skintight speedos, you know when someone isn't interested.

If you guys go on one date you have to text me with "You were right" I won't accept anything else.

deal, because we aren't going to.

also that would have been a bad plan anyway, walking in blind like that.

Edited 2017-04-26 00:21 (UTC)

Screened.

I guess you're right... but say he asked you out, would you decline?

i'd choke on my tongue? look behind me? he's way out of my league, idiot, there's no way.

Edited 2017-04-26 00:38 (UTC)

You're two guys in college no one's out of the other's league.

he didn't go on to college either. he's working in his parents' japanese bookshop.

Then you're just two guys.

it's not that realistic. maybe once i'm an olympian i can get guys like that. i couldn't even get flowers from other 10 year olds.

Why do you have to be relatively important to the public eye in order to ask some guy out for coffee?

that's not what i'm saying... i wouldn't want to date anybody who just wants to be with me cuz i'm famous.

i'm saying a guy like tachibana has a lot better options than a swimming maniac with weird smile and a heavy courseload.

and 0 dating experience, besides.

First off the only person who's allowed to say you've got a weird smile is me.

Second this all just sounds like an excuse to me.

at least i have a smile, you dead fish.

are you that oblivious?

I wish I was a dead fish.

I guess. You know I don't like it when people beat around the bush.

[ Even if he does it fucking hypocrite. ]

you already smell like low tide.

i'm not beating around the bush! i'm the one who brought dating up in the first place!

[ ok but when will he die ]

Anyway.

How are we doing this, oh Great Dating Guru? And for the record you can't accept any phone numbers from customers at the restaurant.

why not?

[that's a classic meet-cute????????????]

Because you should be working not flirting.

i've got more than 2 neurons to rub together, i can do both.

I can't believe you'd cheat right in front of me in my second home.

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