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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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[undergrowl]

Sawamura's pace is easy enough to keep up with.
But I think it's the combination of loudness and stupidity that gets me.
We all have our struggles.

[flexer]

You wanna know a trick I used to do whenever he got too loud?

[undergrowl]

Other than throwing a baseball and watching him chase it?

[flexer]

Yeah.
Even though that works.

I'd usually just pat his head.
Or use his head as an armrest.
Sometimes a one arm hug would make him stop.
He's a really physical guy.

But since he's your senpai you can't do any of that.

[ So he just gave him zero advice. Nice job, Sousuke. ]

Time to be a cute kohai and tug at his sleeve.

[undergrowl]

[ Koushuu stares at all of this useless information for a very long moment.

It's not useless because he's a kohai, it's useless because he's not doing that with his crush. ]

Yeah, that's not happening.

[flexer]

[ Sousuke is bringing together so many people while he remains single for life. ]

Try it.

[undergrowl]

[ Sailor Jupiter is out there somewhere, Sousuke. ]

No.
Besides, I can't use him as an armrest.
We're basically the same height.

[flexer]

So that leaves patting his head or hugging.

[undergrowl]

I don't initiate hugs.

[flexer]

So he's gonna have to do it?
Okay.

[undergrowl]

You know him.

[ aka he's tactile as hell and it's the worst. ]

[flexer]

Alright. I'll let him know.

[undergrowl]

Don't.

[flexer]

Ask nicely.

[undergrowl]

[ Over his dead body.

Not that he thinks Sousuke would listen to him anyways, and he'll have that confirmed eventually. ]