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sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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I won't.

But I doubt I'll be dating anybody soon.

Whenever you do. Or even if you just like somebody again. I'm here for you to talk about it to, stupid.

[...]

Though I don't want every single, uh, detail.

I got it, I got it... Wow. So you're telling me that you don't want to know every time they come over to play Mario Kart?

Is that what benefits are nowadays? I hate to break it to you, but we've been friends with benefits for years, then.

I honestly could have lived my life just fine without ever hearing you say that.

Don't be pissed just because me and King Boo are better racers.

You and King Boo are a bunch of cheaters. Princess Peach is the true MVP and we all know this.

Try punching in a different weight class, princess.

You're not funny.

[ Which is exactly why he chuckled. ]

And you know what I meant, stupid.

If you know that I knew why didn't you just keep following with the joke.

As Rainbow Road champions, King Boo and I have nothing to prove.

I want a rematch soon.

You don't understand a girl's heart, so you'll never beat me with Peach. Try Bowser.

I understand a girl's heart more than you do?

That's what Bowser thinks, too.

I'm nothing like Bowser, though.

i've known you since we were kids and i see literally no difference?

The red mane points more towards you.

the scales and green spiky shell is more you, though.

So it's a mix of us.
Our child.
Bowser is our child.

Before you say it: I know I'm not funny.

neither of us are funny, since that one made me laugh.

[heard it in ur kermit voice]

You're such a loser.

Thanks for laughing at my dry jokes, though.

it's the least i could do for some second place racer...

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