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[flexer]

sousuke

What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Comments

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

-- It's me, obviously. Unless your take-out orders are more interesting than you've said.

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

Unfortunately we don't allow anyone who uses brands like AXE in our establishment.

[ A pause. ]

I know. Are you that bored without me already?

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

I put my robot in the bathtub to test it out and it lives there now. Or at least until it runs out of power.

[IGNORING... YOUR SLANDER......... FUCK YOU]

I might crash if it gets too late.

[because he knows even if it's just a shower, he'll end up bsing with his buddy]

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

[ It's for the best. ]

So you were serious about the shower part?

[ He wants to say that he can't believe this... but he can. This is Rin. ]

Bring your own towel.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Like I want to absorb any of your gross funk.

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

For your information I just pulled my towels from the dryer.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Pics.

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

[ Since he asked here's a picture of freshly dry towels on Sousuke's bed that are all folded. ]

Unlike you I'm not the grossest.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

I'm not bringing a towel, I want one of those warm ones!

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

I'm not letting you borrow a towel and my loofah!

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Your shampoo's mine... fufufu.

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

I'll put you in a headlock.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

[gasp!]

While I'm showering? Don't look -- ! You'll feel inadequate for the rest of your life -- !

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

I'm pretty sure I'll come out the same way I came in if I saw you nude.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Not every man can approach greatness. There's no shame in that.

Your dad home?

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

I know, that's why everyone gets so flustered around me.

Nah, he's out right now with a few friends.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Being flustered and being nauseous aren't the same thing, Sousuke.

Cool. Want to watch a movie or something?

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

Sure. We can watch Big Hero 6.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

[...]

Fine.

[it's FINE, it's not like it ALWAYS MAKES HIM CRY]

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

[ HE KNOWS IT MAKES HIM CRY THAT'S WHY HE PICKED IT. ]

When are you coming over?

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

[see: a sadist.]

20 minutes. Want me to bring anything?

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

[ He's not going to deny it. ]

Soda.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

Ugh, that sugary crap...

[sigh]

Fine. I'll pick up some cola on the way over.

Re: 4/27

[flexer]

I'm here to live good not long.

[ LMAO ]

You're the best.

Re: 4/27

[gnasher]

You're the worst! Bye.