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What the FUCK is up KYLE, NO what'd you say? WHAT THE FUCK dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle.

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Why is Sawamura being more annoying than usual.

He's undergoing the Three Trials for "The Talk".

The Talk.

You know what, I don't want to know.

He came to me asking about it because of a mutual friend.
I'm pretty sure it's just a joke and honestly I'm just trying to make light of it and avoid the question entirely.

Has he been acting weird lately?? Like more than usual.

If you keep doing this Three Trials thing you're going to wind up distracting him away from the point entirely.
He's just that stupid.

For his standard of weird? Not really.
Even with the weird things that've been happening.

Did you give him an actual answer?
I only gave him questions to ask that wouldn't receive a straight one, at least.

Then it must just be him being gullible again.
Invest in a collar.

I gave him the responding quote from the movie Google said the question came from.
Just tell him it's almost but not quite the answer.

Probably, it's not that hard to trick him.
He needs one.

[ He took it so literally... Sousuke saw that coming when he made the decision of sending him to Okumura, and for that very reason he finds it hilarious. ]

Okay. Good luck.

I need to think about getting one too for my friend.
We don't deserve this.

[ Koushuu just. Was not going to try and make sense of what Eijun was saying, all right. Google had an answer, he forwarded it, and figured his job was done until Eijun pointed at Sousuke. ]

It won't take long to distract him.

We do not.
Is your friend as bad as Sawamura?

I wouldn't say he's "as bad".
He's probably worse tbh.
Not as loud but he's got his own thing going on and it's hard to keep up with his pace.

Sawamura's pace is easy enough to keep up with.
But I think it's the combination of loudness and stupidity that gets me.
We all have our struggles.

You wanna know a trick I used to do whenever he got too loud?

Other than throwing a baseball and watching him chase it?

Yeah.
Even though that works.

I'd usually just pat his head.
Or use his head as an armrest.
Sometimes a one arm hug would make him stop.
He's a really physical guy.

But since he's your senpai you can't do any of that.

[ So he just gave him zero advice. Nice job, Sousuke. ]

Time to be a cute kohai and tug at his sleeve.

[ Koushuu stares at all of this useless information for a very long moment.

It's not useless because he's a kohai, it's useless because he's not doing that with his crush. ]

Yeah, that's not happening.